Working with youth and children should be fun and involve lots of humour. It's always worthwhile knowing a joke or two, so we've created this area for sharing your favourite jokes and pieces of humour.
Please feel free to send in and share your favourite jokes and/or cartoons, but please keep them clean, we will also not publish any humour that sets out to causes offence. If there is a known author please respect their copyright particularly in the case of cartoons!
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There was a man who just started working at a zoo. He said to the manager what shall I start with? The manager said the bees. So the man went to the bees and sorted them out, but when he came back the next day the bees were dead. So he went and told the manager. The manager said "It's okay, go and feed them to the fish." So he did, but when he came back the next day the fish were dead. He told the manager who said "That's ok, go and feed them to the chimps." So he did, but when he came back next day all the chimps were dead. So he told the manager who said "That's ok, feed them to the lions." So he got his wheelbarrow and as he was walking towards the lions one lion turned round and said to the other "I wonder what we are having for tea tonight?" the other said "Oh no not fish chimps and mushy bees again!"
Sent in by Ellie
Little Johnny is in Sunday school learning about Adam and Eve. How God took a rib from Adam and then made Eve. Later in the week little Johnny is laying on the couch. His mother says to him "Johnny what's a matter you look a little ill." Johnny replies "I have a pain in my side, I think I'm going to have a wife."
Sent in by EricaA mother and father with their son were getting ready to go to church one day. In time the son came up to his mum and said he was ready for church, but his mother sent him back to his room because what he was wearing was not good for church. A few minutes later, the son was ready for church except for one thing... His socks were full of holes. His father then asked "Why are you wearing socks full of holes, son?" The son replied "well, mom told me to dress more appropriately for church, so i grabbed some socks i thought were Holy!"
Sent in by John Dempster
A vicar is going round, visiting his parishioners. He knocks on one lady's door and asks, 'Do you think of the hereafter?' And she responds, 'why yes! Every day!' 'Oh good' exclaims the vicar, 'May I enquire?. The lady responds 'Yes. I go upstairs to my bedroom and say to myself, what did I come up here after?!'
Sent in by Matt Willoughby
(www.spreadgodslove.com)
It is not the apple from the garden of Eden we need to worry about, but the pair on the ground!
Sent in by Matt Willoughby
(www.spreadgodslove.com)
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